Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Online Shopping for Russian Brides

The juggernaut that is online shopping is not slowing down by any means. You can buy almost anything online these days--almost all retailers with "real" stores also have an online store, and then there's eBay, that sells everything from lightbulbs to real estate.

But did you know that you can shop online for a wife? The Russian Bride Cyber Guide offers comprehensive instructions for finding the perfect Russian wife, almost like a Consumer's Report for finding the best buy. They post over 50 new profiles of women each week, including their addresses and phone numbers.

They offer a helpful FAQ section to address such concerns as, "Is it true that 80% of Russian women smoke?"and "What is Russian women upbringing about sex?[sic]"

And my favorite: "Is it true that most of Russian women seeking men are prostitutes or ex-prostitutes?" The answer: No, because-- "In Russia there are so many women available, you don't need to pay to make love."

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